Save the Whales... Collect the whole set

Hard work pays off in the future,Laziness pays off now

Just remember if the world did not suck, we did fall off now

Light travels faster than sound, which is why soMe people appear bright until we hear theM speak

Honk if you love the peace and quiet.

He who laugh last, thinks slowest.

Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is uaually a sign of bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think that nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just dont have film.

If barbie is so popular why then do we have to buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared to death twice?

I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out.