Quotes on marriage

Whenever you're wrong, admit it. Whenever you're right, shut up.
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is a bitch when you marry one.
Marriage is a beach when you lay on one